Dave Baginski

There isn't a low enough score for what I'm only begrudgingly calling this "movie". You just can't throw together every horror movie cliché and call it a good movie, and if you're going to have someone repeatedly commit murder...you might want to provide some motivation for that. The real horror is that someone at the New York Times (someone who owns a thesaurus apparently) gave this piece of trash a good review. Why? I don't know. The only thing I was surprised by in this movie was how terrible it was. Here's the whole play-by-play of my experience: I'm so excited! This has great reviews. Are they just going to show us the entire porn they're working on? Isn't this supposed to be a horror movie? Why didn't they just cast old people for the...old people? Wow, this is hot garbage. End.