Robert Niedermeyer

This must be a movie that came straight from the hands of God. There is no other possible explanation for its Divine perfection. I have discovered through Monky that I am made in the image of the Divine, and that the Divine is Monky. The Great Monky has sent this unearthly film down to us to teach us to return to the ways that our ancestors followed: the ways of monky. I have started a local religion in my town, and every person who has seen this holy movie has joined whole-heartedly. We worship Monky every Saturday on the holy Monky Sabbath and we are happier than we have ever been. Thank you, Monky, you have shown me the way of truth and light. Everyone must watch this masterpiece and return to Monky, the way the Divine intends for us to do.