Morbius, the greatest film of all time, released on 1 April 2022, is the single greatest piece of fiction to ever grace this earth. The acting was perplexing and breathtaking. Jared Leto's performance as Morbius made me and everyone in the cinema cry and jump out of our seats several times with his convincing portrayal of emotion and action. Matt Smith exquisitely plays the role of Loxias Crown, the perfect villain to rival Morbius. The 2 were once great friends, turned rivals. The films writing was nothing short of extraordinary. The character development is perfect, and every part of the film had me on the edge of my seat awaiting Dr Michael Morbius' next move. Me and morbillions of other loyal servants of Morbius anxiously await Morbius 2, 3, 4, 5 and morbillion, Morbius never stops. My main takeaway from this incredible film was that Morbius is the hottest being alive and has the juiciest morbussy (; I am proud to say i came morbillions of times during every time I watched the movie.
While this film can overwhelm you with its shear greatness, it is important to remember the important facts about Morbius.
1. he is a marvel legend
2. he is super fit
3. he needs to consume cum to live
4(very important) he is venom!
jk hes not venom silly hes Dr Michael Morbus (:
P.S anyone who fails to recite these facts will be brutally murdered on site.
Thank you for listening and dont forget to keep chasin that morbussy.