Matthew Cooper

**SPOILER** You can make a bad zombie movie without big name talent. You can also make a bad zombie movie with big name talent. This movie was so bad it's suspicious. It's terribleness must have been intentional. The dialog was so bad. Like the writer was going for Wes Anderson but forgot the quirky charm and kept the annoying dry part. The reference to the "script" by Bill Murray and Adam Driver's characters near the end is basically the way this movie admits defeat. They didn't even try to make this project work. Chloë Sevigny's character was insufferable. I can't believe they dragged Tilda Swinton, Danny Glover, and Steve Buscemi. Jeez that's right! Even Carol Kane is in this! They actually appeared to put forth an effort and each gave a decent performance. With that amount of talent involved there is no excuse for this movie being as bad as it is. But let's chalk it up to terrible writing and even worse execution. And the fact that Chloë Sevigny and Adam driver cannot act and never could. Bill Murray doesn't care. Also waste of time side characters with an incomplete story. Tilda Swinton turns out to be an alien at the end so... Yeah. Sure. At this point, why not? Terrible unfunny movie.