Matt Fellows

Ugh. I actually fell asleep for a huge sequence in the middle and then when I woke up, it was like I’d never left. Everyone involved with this phoned it in. There’s not one point in the story sequence where anything is REMOTELY believable or realistic. There’s not one single character worthy of any kind of redemptive arc—so what was the point of this? I mean, you have to give the viewer SOME singular thing to care about one way or another…and this just doesn’t do it on any front…