Zachary Goldman

Morbius (1984) featuring Chris Pratt is the most ingenius movie of your generation, it is so good it literally morbussy. When I watched it, I couldn't help but sacrifice all of my mortal possessions (as well as yours) to oue great and powerful morberlord: Dr. Mimbo "Miggles" Morblius. This trumps every other movie from generations 1-5, and 9-present. Morbamba truly could not be a b3tter movie, unless I, th one tru efjnelk, zcould have starred as Dr. Mlomp "muggles" mibblius' sidekick: Comp. Trully Made me and the earth cry seventeen times at once, which is actually how the earth got water (you didn't know this, as Dr. Mimchim "morball" Moppios has been keeping me hostage to protect this sacred information, but I hath recently escapethed) If I could give it a review I wouldnt', becase no review would properly encompass just how beautiful Morbumbo (1762) is to me and you and you and you and you and you, but not you. Today's review was sponsored by McDonalds. If you're feelin snacky, there's nowhere better to go for food and a completely functional ice cream machine 100% of the time. Try the *NEW* MORBURGER TO FILL YOUR CRAVINGS FOR JARED LETO FLAVORED MORBMEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!