hey its me.

I would say this movie is a joke, but that would imply it's funny. The film starts of with a ridiculous scene in a super Dino lab on some island. Except now the corporation says screw it, we're making Kaiju now. They have this super lab with people in protective hardsuits, but for some reason a dude just waltzes in, snacking a snickers bar. He goes to a door, that can only be opened if someone is on both sides, and one side is where they have some Kaiju hanging out. Oops, he drops his snickers wrapper, and it gets sucked into a ventilation shaft in a door. Yeah. This causes the door to become screwed, and for some reason, one door being messed up, causes compete failure for the other doors, leading to a catastrophic loss of containment . After this utter security fail, I lost any interest in this movie, because I knew it could only get more stupid after this. Unfortunately my wife wanted to see it, so I pushed on. If you want to waste money and time, buy a bucket of paint, spill it on the street, and watch it dry. I guarantee you'll be more entertained by that.