Gabi Goddard

My flatmates and I decided to watch this together. We’ve been reading other one star reviews in order to keep us entertained while we try to make it through this flop. This disjointed collection of scenes have been arranged seemingly randomly and are connected less by a plot and more by whatever editing software was available to the head-injured producers. When I say you could cut any scene from this movie and be left with exactly the same movie, I kid you not. I’m sure that when this movie was finished, whoever was in charge thought they should try and tidy up this bin-fire by excising a few of the worse scenes. Then, after is compiling the list they realised ‘oh fuck now there’s none left’. Luckily, they managed to blackmail the perfect cast into joining this film, ideal for hoodwinking an unsuspecting public. Into starting the movie. We’re obviously not going to be able to finish it.