James R.

It is very cliche and kind of dumb, perhaps to make the story easier to follow for the hillbilly viewers who wrote the reviews that follow and illiterate audiences in Eastern Europe and Asia. Author Bram Stoker was no Shakespeare, and this three-parter retains all his cliches. Are we ever scared? Not for one moment. If you want to turn off your brain like Jubal Early, Lev Polaski and Lin Hao, it’s a lot of fun, but not much more than a fart at a wedding.