Namish Sharan

Morbius was a masterpiece. Even in 2023 I make sure to practice piano for 40 hours a day and then watch morbius for a week every day. Micheal "Morbussy" Morbius is the greatest character in any cinematic film ever produced. His genius writing complements the 900000 morbillion dollars made by the movie in after a morbillionth of a second after it's release. Every person on earth loves and watches Morbius all week every day. I love morbius so much, I had plastic surgery to look like Morbussy. I loved Jared Leto's ̶b̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ powerful depiction of our favorite anime girl Micheal Morbius so much, especially the powerful delivery of the now iconic line "It's Morbin Time." It was beautiful, and at that time every single person in that theatre, and all across the world began to cry, due to Morbius's raw emotional power. I learnt amazing things from this movie too, like how to prove the complex mathematical theorem that is 1+1=2, and that every minute, 60 seconds pass in africa. The rating on rotten tomatoes is so fresh, Air Jordans have got nothing on Morbius. This is truly the greatest film since Bill Cosby's "Leonard Part 6," in which a bumbling yet brilliant detective is brought out of hiding to investigate people being killed by brainwashed animals. Leonard then discovers that evil vegetarian Medusa Johnson has been doing this to take revenge on humans that oppressed animals. Infiltrating Johnson's evil lair, the International Tuna Factory, he fight vegetarians dressed like flamingos. However Johnson kidnaps his wife. However using a flamingo to FLY, he then saves his wife and smashes Medusa's mind control devices.