Colton Pruitt

This might possibly be the greatest TV show of all time, but it probably isn't. I am not among the few who know. After a busy week, I finally had time to watch the 2 hours of content released, but then I fell asleep twice and stayed half asleep most of the way through. Some of the thoughts I remember having are, "Why did they make a show with no plot?" and "When did Star Trek get in here?" The show does start off strong with Main-character-whose-name-I-can't-remember showing off his charm by immediately killing two men. He then spends the rest of the 2 hours running away from the police. At one point, someone casually tells him that they hired a lizard assassin, who stares awkwardly at the camera for 10 minutes before main-character-whose-name-I-can't-remember says "don't do drugs" and walks away. Stellan Skarsgard has an excellent role of saying absolutely nothing until it's time to give a speech on corrupt government or something. I don't remember anything about the third episode's ending. I think somebody dies. In conclusion, show-named-after-the-main-character-whose-name-I-can't-remember is probably a good show, although I'll have to rewatch it while running on at least 6 hours of sleep to know for sure. Until then, I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt.