Henry Chau

Morbius was the most mother-morbing amazing experience I've ever had watching a film. I was absolutely beyond morbed from start to finish. Every morbin aspect of this masterful work of cinematic art was so morbastic. It's so dang morbin good that you can't even call it a movie anymore.. it's a Morbie. Now I can see why this morbie made $80 morbillion at the morbwide box office. My absolute favorite part is when Morbius says "It's morbin time" as he is about to face off against Thanos. It sent chills through every part of my body. My nipples have never been so morbin hard in my life. Jared Leto was born to play Morbius and now he is the world's first morbillionaire and he 100% deserves it. Absolutely morbazing. I give this a 600 morbillion out of 10. Need the sequel ASAP.