Michael St John

The only thing frying is my brain from trying to put together this plot that went up in flames. A dumpster fire. The movie never really goes anywhere, and the second it starts to pick up even remotely... It ends. I'd recommend leaving your logic at the door... With the trash, that belongs in that dumpster fire. Anyways if you've watched it already, I'm really sorry.

I load into a coop, the sound of latin music echoing in the background. Immediately I take gunfire, so I take cover and light up a beautiful cigar take a few puffs then jab it into my wounds. I continue to set my enemies ablaze from my little tiny piece of cover. Burning fields in the distance, explosions from dangerous chemical containers carried by my foes... An just in that second I think this could not get any better, I am right at home. Would highly recommend. Beginning is very gritty and eye opening for some, but something that draws you in to fight for what is right! Eye candy views, customizable weapons, and a croc that eats people... what more could ya want?