Painterguy Lincs

There are some films which are so bad they're good. This one doesn't even make it into that category. It's just rubbish. The premise, the plot, the script, the characters, the monsters, the acting, the cinematography... all of it. It's just awful in every possible way. It could have won an award... Unfortunately there's no Oscar for "Most prolific and inappropriate use of pseudo-militaristic clichés in a movie"