1 star is being kind. After the amazing, gory story telling of X and Pearl. MaXXXine is a boring, self indulgent love child of a director who wants to appeal to his arty friends who will tell him how great he is, and not the masses who will want to see the film and be entertained. If you show girls on dates silent movies from the 20's because you think it makes you interesting and unique, you will love this film. If you are Gabe from the U.S Office, you will love this. But if you like being entertained, solid acting, and good story lines you won't. Disappointed.