Swarna Ravi

In a nutshell, "A Dosa Gone Wrong." Salaar is a bland, forgettable action movie that leaves you feeling as if you just consumed a bad dosa. The fake character elevation mess makes you experience emotions akin to Samosas shedding a tear. Character elevators remain stuck on the ground floor. The story meanders through gang warfare labyrinths with the grace of a drunken elephant. Every "shocking" reveal feels like a stale papad left out in the sun. You'll find yourself reaching for your phone faster than you can say, "What was the point of that?" Save your money.