Elaine Elias

First of all, I would love to book an appointment with the goat that chews off Savannah and Dillons hair. And Dillon, Isn't it time for some "big girl" pants? Seriously, they both look like they were attacked by goats seconds before walking onto the set with those fake morning show smiles. And oh yeah, the Today Show hasn't been good for years. Another man or two would help balance the silliness. And yes, this review was written by your granny;-)

I love Jeff Glor, but he always looks like the filling in a Dominatrix Sandwich. Why do they dress Michelle Miller and Dana Jacobsen that way? I honestly can't take them seriously. Are you familiar with the phrase: "Five pounds of potatoes in a five pound bag"?

Welcome To A Lame Show Colbert is not funny from home! The opening bit where he’s talking to whoever is in the boring room is lame. He needs to START DRINKING AGAIN!