Monty Mathis

Starfield is a pig with a pretty bow. The game is endlessly tedious and painstakingly slow. The planet exploration is boring and the dialogue is almost as bad. The hype on this game was monumental and it did look very good. I personally do not want to be found dead in my chair with a console in my hand and my epitaph that reads, "Died of Boredom".

This movie actually makes Howard the Duck look like an academy award winning film. No need to drop any spoilers, because it was spoiled like 10 day old milk when it was made.