Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to be amazed by a movie that's so unapologetically unoriginal, it deserves a standing ovation. The acting is a true spectacle in averageness. It's like watching a paint-by-numbers masterpiece unfold before your very eyes. And the plot? Oh, it's a gripping tale of a lawyer fighting against... you guessed it, other lawyers. It's as surprising as finding sand on a beach. And as for shining performances, well, don't hold your breath. This movie has a strict 'no brilliance allowed' policy.
