Terrance George

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This movie is worthless, and if you want to watch a holiday movie with the family, I do not recommend. -1st of the acting is garbage, I could see anyone that knows how to read doing a better job -2nd of they have an entire scene talking about private parts that goes on for roughly 5 minutes -and 3rd of the logic makes absolutely no sense: the child support person wants the main character to quit his job to help pay for food and raise kids and if he quits his job, how shall he pay for food? The kids also don’t talk for almost 10 minutes and half of them are the exact same and have no differentiating features. They also for some reason have a pet snake, multiple hogs, a guinea pig and a peacock in the middle of OHIO! Overall this movies is very bad and I really do not recommend.

I find that this movie is one of the best movies that takes place in water. The story is very original and is so good that is spawned some rip-offs. For example one movie that ripped this off is called "Finding Nemo" like who names there kid Nemo? Like what was this company called "Disney" even thinking? If you are reading this is North Korea, well sorry, because there is a location detector planted all of your guy's computers, and if you are in North Korea, then the North Korean government is most likely right outside your door at this very moment. The animation is so good I though I had travelled in the future, and seen the future of animated movies, but no this was made in the year 2016! So if you are a human being, I highly recommend watching this movie between the times of 2:34 - 3:12 because it becomes 3D at those times.

Watching this movie nearly sent me to jail but luckily that dog eating homework is actually a good lawyer, and some how got me down to only 999999999999 hours of community service picking up disgusting 🤮🤮🤮🤮 dvd of the ripoff known to all as CHARLOTTES WEBB. I almost passed out of disgust picking up those dvd’s, luckily the fish form finding Jesus 2 (10/10 in my books as well) grew legs and came to make sure I did not pass out. To put it simply, this movie completely change my life for the better and I don’t know if I would be myself if I had never seen this masterpiece of a film. I highly recommend seeing this movie if you are willing to change your outlook on the world. Especially on the country of Greenland, in which this movie takes place. If you don’t want the Police of Greenland to knock on your door please watch finding Jesus 2 because you sure will find Jesus. Oh I almost forgot to mention the fact that you will no longer be living after seeing this movie because it has so many plot twists. If you are wondering if I’m a ghost, the answer is a yes. The afterlife is very nice, but I must not say more or I will be sent back to earth to become a worker is a tissue factory, which does not sound very fun. Oh by the way, I have never seen the movie. If you skipped to the end then you are goofy. You actually after to read to see the shocking true story of this review, that is secretly in here somewhere. Oh by the way sorry for the bad punctuation, I am only 2 days old. This is the end now go back to being a human.