thomas teppen

New drinking game: As you watch The Shark Whisperer, every time "Ocean" informs you she was born to swim with sharks, or put on this Earth to swim with sharks, you have to take a drink! You're gonna get hammered, trust me. This is an Instagrammer. An attention seeker, trying extremely hard to convince us that she's more than just a butt flasher. She is a butt flashing CONSERVATIONIST!! You'll see. Very convincing. Is Netflix about to be invaded by Instagrammers?

They knew what kind of show they wanted to make but they're just trying too hard. It feels contrived. Like some lame Californian moved to Lander (or some other place that was better before they arrived), watched the first couple of seasons of Twin Peaks and a light bulb went on. I gave it three stars to acknowledge its potential because it slowly reveals the plot as it progresses.