Michael Nemer

I’d give zero stars if possible. This is the most boring movie I’ve ever seen. After about 45 minutes the movie had about maybe 3-5 minutes of actual dialogue. So I then started to time how long between dialogue. At one point it goes almost full 10 minutes without a word being said in the movie. They try to make up for it by showing Scarlett Johansson’s naked body about every 30 minutes. I think they’re trying to be artsy in this movie, But it just ended up being really boring. They never really give you any context to what’s actually going on either. That in the majority of the actual dialogue is impossible to understand unless you’re Scottish. I’d say the total dialogue in this movie is maybe 10 to 12 minutes. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️