Jacob Peirce

Enough with these fake reviews and comments of "fans" who claim to know what this movie is all about. Only true morbsters can see this movie for what it truly is, peak media. Dr. Michael "Morbussy" Morbius is the best marvel hero we've seen yet. Not only was his movie erotic but also captivating. The plot had many twists and turns and I never knew what was coming next. After my four morbillionth view of the movie I noticed many small things that made the movie all that much better like how Jared Leto's excellent acting is complimented by the superior writing such as " Yall about to be morb'd on". After this movie, I was a changed man. I legally changed my name to Michael and began doing pilates on the daily (it helps). I now live alone in a cave and drink only white blood (of which I need to survive). Also there seemed to be some undertoned themes of vampirism. I don't know if that was intentional, but he looked like a vampire and there were vampire bats. What lead me to believe this was when Dr. Michael Morbius (not venom) said,"It's me Morbius the vampie guy that drinks blood and I'm also from fortnite." Then he jumped off a building with his glider and one pumped Milo. Overall this movie was a cinematic masterpiece that encapsulates everything a movie should be. Peakbius solos any hero or villian like the middler (see he's mid). This movie makes The Godfather look like it was made by preschoolers with microsoft paint. The only movie that comes close to reaching its brilliance would be Despiscable Me 2. If you haven't seen this movie, watch it or die.