R. Iberg

Joaquin Phoenix was all of us when he told Lady Gaga to please STOP SINGING after what felt like five hours and a half. Drowning with the Titanic must have been less painful (and less excruciatingly LONG). P.S. Is there really no way to give this pathetic excuse for a movie 0 star?

Pure genius. So extraordinarily BAD it became good. I’m writing this review with ink made of the tears I shed laughing out loud for 105 minutes. In other words, this masterpiece is the best cringe comedy money can buy. Sorry, I mean horror and thrilling action (I think one of the characters almost ran at some point). Having one of the 10-year-old girls attending Lady Raven’s concert actually write the plot was incredibly bold and innovative, bravo! I 100% recommend it, worth every penny. Just make sure you stretch your disbelief properly before the movie starts because it’s going to have to stay suspended without any plot support for a good while and you don’t want to risk a season-ending injury.