Spicy Meat

If you and/or a loved one are stuck in a tank, fighting an empires invading forces, and are in a sticky situation. Try giving Soul Cannon™ a try today! Just stuff that loathsome and incompetent friend or family member into the chamber and bam! That berman platoon is nothing but a faint memory. One less mouth to feed as a bonus! Side effects may include your significant other ALSO being just a mere memory, the heavy and unimaginable guilt you will feel upon thy shoulders, the sheer distain from any other member(s) on board. and like a couple of items at best. Call your local [SPOILER] to get one today! (Soul not included, unless you buy our DELUXE package)