Nice try, but...if your doing a period piece, try to stick to that period. We're there really black officials in the 1500's..in England or Scotland..i mean I know the union has quotas to maintain but please.
Also I'm guessing going down on some chick back then was probable a big religious no,no...let alone the queen.
The real story is about the paranoia of Mary "queen of England"...she could have saved everybody some time by expediting the head chopping.
The costumes are great..blah, blah.
It was better then watching pro football now. More violence.