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i watched dune last night. as an owner of a takeaway food / curiosities store, i was a bit confused.. apparently they were mining this stuff called spice. they reckon so they can travel intersteller or some such , never mentioning that the spice goes very well on space chips. also good for putting in space curry and also as a fire retardant / desiccant . the guy that was a bit skinny reminded me of frodo bagins from that other movie nightmare mountain or whatever it was called. sometimes i go to the beach and pretend im a sandworm , burying myself and attacking strangers.. im off probation for that soon. they had blue eyes.

Poor ol Sarah Connor is getting hassled by the future again .., she looks like she needs a good lay down and rest. The subplot was confusing and I’m not sure why they didn’t explore it more. Marty mc fly played some cool chuck berry songs in one of these future/ past movies. And the doc looked like an older Arnold shwartanager which was a bit confusing for me. There was robot atm’s that didn’t dispense money but chased Marty’s mum ( Sarah Connor) around whilst looking serious and I think they might have had something to do with biff tannons gang? Dunno.. it’s called dark fate but maybe should have been called school fate and that would have made it easier to get the bit about the under the sea dance part in the story? I liked the talking golden retriever, he was friendly and nice. All in all, it was a good place to take Rhonda for a first date, although she went to buy soda half way through ( just as I had been telling her my thoughts on why John Connor was possibly a Canadian spy for the vetenarian association) and she never came back….

I wasn’t really sure what was going on in this movie.. I thought neo was spose to be like a hero ..but like he doesn’t travel around in time with his friend and get famous people from history for any book reports. And there was no Wookiee. I waited for that space gorilla but he never showed up. Disappointing. And then there was the confusing sub plot about Bitcoin. I mean why did neo keep hinting to Morpheus to buy Bitcoin? ‘Buy some Bitcoin Morpheus , buy some Bitcoin’ . guess that’s how he can afford all those rad clothes and stuff. I don’t know how or what happened but after the film ended I couldn’t find my car in the car park and I think I saw someone from the matrix following me. Yes, an agent . I had to hide in the fire escape for a few hours and then I found my car and then I drove home . Something isn’t right at home now and I wonder if that space gorilla is spying on me, quietly living in my roof watching me and coming down when I’m not home and eating the butter.

A long time ago in a galaxy far away or something , I’m not really sure what they mean by that. I enjoyed the giant centerpede that occasionally showed up bestowing magic wishes on stormtroopers , he was rad. The ewok running race went for way to long, and was a blatant ripoff of rocky 2 . Selvester stalone would be rolling in his grave. You have to ask what were they thinking not having dark vadar do his dance routine ? Although they made up for it by letting him do his song. Who knew he had such a great voice?! It was cool seeing all my childhood friends on the screen again- Han Solo , Luke , chief wigam,boogie woogie Wookiee and Kermit the frog. I bought a drink and a packet of chips ( just normal plain flavour) and the trader at the counter charged me 65 credits. Lucky I didn’t have my blaster with me or I would have pewpewpewpew everybody in the lobby.overall it was ok ... not as good as Sienfeld but better than king of queens. Just remember it’s a movie and not a documentary and you should be ok.

This movie was entertaining. I didn’t understand the bit with the thing that was kinda happening but like sorta not? They have George ( Geoff? I don’t know his name) cluney in it. He was pretty good in star wars and I like him in jay and silent bobs movie clerks. I think the girl was in a movie called twighlight . She has a potty mouth and maybe her clothes didn’t fit right or something? Anyway, it was a long movie and it was kinda flat but then that giant golden hawk flew in and caused havoc with the mainframe and shut down the future internet. I’m not sure what happened after that cause I fell asleep. When I woke up my dog bosco had gotten out somehow and mrs Bailey from next door txtd me and bosco was ok. 6/10 , 3 stars and a golden chicken