Natalie D’Allura

No one seems to be acknowledging the elephant in the room... mudslide crush is a better band than lemonade mouth will ever be. Their two songs SLAP far harder than determinate ever will. Don't get me wrong I love the lemonade mouth, but catch me break dancing to "don't ya wish you were us" in my living room every Saturday evening.

Where do I even start? I admire the deep social commentary rooted in this cinematic masterpiece. It's so much more than I ever could have expected from a Disney Channel original. The parallels that can be drawn between this film and our real world we have been forced to dwell in are quite astounding. Though I must admit there is only one good song, the dialogue is sentence upon sentence of pure philosophy, not to mention the brilliant choreography. I watched this with my seven year old son who I wanted to teach about the struggles of being a zombie, as we don't receive much representation in the film industry. We too, are zombies. Please keep this confidential. I am writing under a fake name so don't even try to look me up.

Wow. What can I say? I feel like I've learned so much from this film. From loyalty to following your dreams to Bollywood dancing, I am all around a better human being because I have watched this spectacular movie. It inspired me to follow my cheetah destiny. You see, I've been flirting with a salesman for quite some time now. His name is Reginald. And after seeing Aqua fall in love after meeting Kevin 347, her tech support guy, I have decided to give him a smooch next time he comes knocking at my door. I'll keep you updated on how that goes. You should watch the movie though.