Dirk Gently

My favorite part of the entire movie was when Helena Shaw said she’s all the archaeologists and then found the keys to the millennium falcon which she totally knew how to fly, used the dial of destiny to go back in time and punch willow in the face and make a few jokes, then used it again to steal Indy’s whip and hat and killed palpatine while a thousand sith watched and applauded. Wait neverMind that’s the movie I made up while watching this absolute garbage. Wait for it to be in the bargain bin if you must watch it. Trust me it will reside there soon enough.