mattie bradshaw

After the fun and sexy dances in magic Mike 2, you'd think they would have taken things a step further. But no. This film is utter dross. Every time it just starts to get going, it either cuts away, or something ridiculous like an inspector from Westminster shuts it down. I honestly don't know how I sat through all of it. And when we finally get Pony, Mike doesn't even dance to it. Give it a miss, watch XXL again.

I must be doing something wrong reading the positive comments. This game is massively repetitive. The missions I've done so far have pretty much been the same or very similar. You go to a planet, you take out bug nests, you do something at a terminal, or you defend something while it's doing its thing, and you extract. Surely there's more to it than that? I'm finding it pretty boring.