Emma Wells

What an utter disappointment! Found myself bored within twenty minutes and kept fast forwarding to see if it got better, if didn't! Also not sure what their version of comedy is because it was about as funny as watching paint dry! Also why is it nearly every film now we seem to have the gay storyline as if it's ticking boxes for a certain audience! I love Kelly and Damien but I feel as though having then in the film was like click bait to get you to watch, their talent was wasted! A ruined potential for an interesting take on Vampires.

It shows how not invested I became with this show because by ep 3 I started looking at the reviews to see if it's just me who was thinking WTH! I truly think this show could have been great but it's as if it doesn't quite know what it wants to be it's confusing. As a horror it begins with all the right elements but we it then begins to focus on the lives of the detective and her daughter which would be fine if you found either character relatable but I don't, the mother is abusive and enabling her daughter and visa versa. It then leans into a religious aspect with a reporter nun that comes out of nowhere, doesn't behave as we'd expect a nun to behave, tramples over ever crimescene and no one says anything! We have a priest who is well weird! The nun and the priest seem to have some weird sexual Interest in murder which is creepy. Don't get me started on the nurse, it's as if she's from a completely different time and doesn't belong there at all! Then there is the crime element which is all over the place because of the above! I get it's not real it's a series but either you fall in the realm of fantasy which then great or you keep to realism but this series seems to mix both but in a way that leaves you frustrated and feeling as though I've just wasted hours of my life. AHS I get, it's meant to be weird but it's as if this is trying to be that but failed!

Oh dear what a sorry state of affairs this film was. Let me start by saying what was good.. The credits!! Now what was bad… Absolutely everything! So the storyline I’m convinced they made up as they went along because it was all over the place, the plot is tired and the characters well I don’t think I’ve ever disliked two people more & was rooting for the sharks 😂 The dumb things these two did should of turned this into a comedy, I mean who decides to build a fire on a wooden floating raft! The CGI I think was done in a 15 year olds basement (and that’s insulting 15 year olds) it was atrocious, you could tell they were in a pool, the supposed raft looked it was floating above the water not in it, nothing matched, the green screen I am betting they got from Amazon too and don’t get me started on the sharks that we see for about 30 minutes of the whole film! Honestly what were these actors thinking signing up to this film, I know AS used to be great, given the right film her comeback could of been pretty good and the guy he’s been in some ok things too but this has let them down badly so I’m guessing they’re pretty embarrassed about now! I’m not sure this film is even worth the laughs because enduring AS screaming for most of it hurt my brain! If you want to watch one of the worst movies ever created then go for it other than that don’t wait the time, go watch paint dry it’s honestly better than this!