Noel Newlon

This movie delivers to it's "viewers" cinematic sensory deprivation in the form of monotonous monotone dialogue, pointless soliloquies, vacuous character development, sleep inducing scene transitioning, non capturing of '50's nostalgia, and forgettable cameo appearances. If you're into self-flagellation then, by all means, go see this film. If you're a normal human being, spend your time/money on something worth your self-respect. This best part of this movie was its ending, as in, thank heavens it's over!