I was really planning to review every aspect of this atrocity before realising I'd be sacrificing even a bigger portion of my mental wellbeing over something nobody should ever be exposed to in the first place no matter how bored they are. I never knew I could develop PTSD by disgust. I just hope I can forgive myself for watching the film all the way to the end.
I have now concluded that this level of incompetence in film making, story telling, directing and especially acting, can't be incidental. Idris Ilba's accent is a seperate disaster category. Master of futility. You can never be randomly this horrendous at your job.
I have theorised that they've done this on purpose, out of spite and malice, for something the world has done to them when they were little, and now it's time for them to annoy the f^ck out of the world. I'm afraid they have succeeded. So I urge everyone not to think they should watch this film and make their own mind. You'd be always correct to have that mindset but not this time. This is an anomaly. You don't need to find out anything about this film. Do absolutely anything else instead. Go brush your neighbour's driveway without telling them. You'd feel far superior. However if you still decide to watch the film, please forgive yourself afterwards. Love yourself with all your flaws.