Sarcasm God

The best show ever made. No exaggeration. I've watched all the greats, especially breaking bad, and it doesn't even come close. Someone once told me that if you combined all of breaking bads seasons it would be better, but that's the point. You have to condense all of the 2nd greatest show into one season to come close to rivaling this masterpiece. Truly an Evolution of storytelling to its greatest heights. Uncountable parallels, perfect stories with perfect endings. Deeper meaning in every scene, action, and word. No show has come close to the absolute insanity of this show's perfection. Watch it as it is, And act at a time. Watch 3 episodes for the act then take a break and just spend some time wondering. This show is designed perfectly, enjoy it.

I love reading all the reviews on here because it's truly hilarious to see so many people crying about how hard a game known for being hard is. They refuse to accept that they are the only reason they are struggling, and avoid exploring to get stronger. They keep talking about how hard the bosses are and how little damage they do while they have only 5 levels in scadutree fragments. They refuse to explore and get stronger or better because they can't accept that they can't just beat the game immediately. Truly hilarious.

The most unoriginal movie ever made. It's understandable that the characters and assets aren't original, but not even any of the song choices, character progressions, plots, side plots, story progression. This is another movie where Mr blue sky played behind Chris Pratt. The only original part is how seductive Bowser was and how down bad he was for every moment of screen time. It's amazing that they cut down many of the cringe parts from the trailers but it did not add to it's enjoyability. While it wasn't hard to watch, it was not entertaining. Some parts did make me smile, but the vast majority of moments disappointed me with it's clicheness and predictability. All of Peaches lines were predictable and could easily have been copy and pasted from other movies. I was not hopeful for this movie and my expectations were met. This is exactly as I expected from a Mario movie, a crutch made of nostalgia and Easter eggs. I was almost hoping they would make something original but it seemed like a stretch.