Evelyn Bolden

This is the best game I have ever played. I played through the entirety of tes 4: oblivion the summer of 2018, and it was enlightening. It felt like I took every drug that has ever been composed in the hands of mankind and washed them down with a glass of windex. My brain opened up like the shell of a freshly born bird, and my third eye was pried open by the clawed hands of God. I laughed. I cried. I lockpicked. For 7 days, i slept a total of twenty hours, i ate nothing but cosmic brownies and drank two glasses of water. I pissed BARELY four times, and i stayed in the dark, damp basement of my grandparents. I experienced Nirvana. I saw the head of Christ before me and he told me I was going to Hell. When I was finished, I slept for thirteen hours on a cement floor in the middle of the day. I felt like a crippled housecat on the burning wood of a splintered porch, my elderly owners forgetting to feed me, my legs broken and twisted, as I slowly and humidly faded to black. When i came back from Hell, I walked the path of God, only to spit on his shoes and reclaim my human body. I will never love again.