Pedr Browne

High production value, incoherent and curiously predictable storyline. Actors do their best with a bad script, but it ultimately feels like EastEnders produced with an HBO budget. Such lazyness from the scriptwriters and a waste of the actors' time and ours.

This might be the worst blockbuster of all time. It's like watching a collection of video game cut scenes intercut with an endless car advert while nodding off to sleep having eaten a hash cookie.