Alexandra “Allie” A.

How do I even begin. This movie is an absolute cinematic masterpiece. I can sit here all day and compare this film to the likes of Picasso and Da Vinci, but that has already been done by my high IQ peers. 2013 was an average year. We all thought we were going to die the year prior, so this year was about picking up the pieces. That was until Sharknado was released. This movie, and I am completely betrothed to it, saved my life. From the INCREDIBLE CGI, to the gut wrenching acting, this movie was ART. Let us begin with the acting. The top notch actors that were casted in this movie are so amazing, and so god like that I don't even know their names, and the performance they put in was so raw and real, they absolutely deserve an Oscar. But the actors and actresses of this film aren't the only ones who need recognition, because who else could come up with a plot so thick, and so detailed that it would take a genius, Einstein even, to decipher? Nobody. The Directors and producers of this film are geniuses, simply put. They crafted the most amazing, jaw-dropping, tug on your heart strings, clever, and creative plot to ever exist. Next, the production crew. The ultimate BACKBONE of not only this movie, but the entertainment industry. They came together, and made the gold standard of modern cinema. Yes, I said it. THIS MOVIE is the GOLD STANDARD of modern cinema. I was honestly shocked when I found out about the budget for this movie, it looked to be hundreds of millions, possibly even a billion dollar movie. To be able to use all this TOP NOTCH CGI, and to hire all of these immensely talented actors must've cost a fortune, but it was proven that it just took determination, and a couple bags of weed edibles. This movie is the equivalent of Jesus, and I worship it every Friday night. Live, laugh, love Sharknado. - I did this instead of an English assignment.