Nicholas Burge

This should be a one star for anyone who watched it. I’m currently in the movie theatre and it’s so bad I’m on my phone and wasting my time making a review. I am hoping this is just trying to be ironic with how bad the acting is.

I had my answer for a review 15 seconds into the movie. In fact I’m writing this review less than five minutes into the movie because I have seen enough. I’ve seen better acting in a keeping up with the Kardashians episode than this. Oh Addison rae just popped up. Nothing further needs to be said the movie has no chance of rebounding

Selling all my old Mario games to dk okdies for pennies after watching this. If I had kids I would’ve assured them Mario would not be this much of an unfunny simp and how this movie is an insignificant way of portraying the billion dollar character. Chris Pratt as Mario is like vin diesel playing Barack Obama.

this movie sucked, apparently i have to add 30 characters to post a review but the first part is still true

I’m not Jewish or Muslim and this movie offended me. I think comparing the Holocaust and slavery was my straw that broke the camels back. Oh and there’s still an hour left.

Why couldn’t the author just visit her and save all the what ifs. It’s kind of insensitive of a millionaire author to expect an unwell cancer patient to get on a plane to Amsterdam to come and visit him. I don’t know. Also, why is the movie so depressing. Still really stuck in that first point though...

The main girl was more upset about her ex 21 years ago dying than her kid getting thrown from a car. She had no emotion whatsoever when her literal son was on his death bed cuz she was beat up about an ex. Some mother. Even if she did show emotion for her son the movie still would’ve sucked so it doesn’t really matter. One star is generous