Goblin

Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers (2010) is positively the best movie I have ever viewed in my many long years. Truly the best thing to have ever happened to me. The most least best thing to ever happen to me was when I found out the Clutch Powers was not a real man, and that it is not technically legal to marry fictional plastic mini-figures. I would watch the DVD in the car with my children on the way to drop me off at the county jail on the weekends. I must have seen it upwards of 4.5 million times, and I will drop to the ground and start sobbing if I so much glance at the glorious image of Clutch Powers, even in public. Much much better than The Lego Movie (2014).