story ok- some amusement value
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However,
Fireworks are illegal in Australia.
You cannot import them, they will be confiscated at the airport.
You cannot buy them unless you have the correct license.
You cannot let them off without a permit and you aren't going to get that in December in the middle of bushfire season.
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Stripping off and staying at the beach just before Christmas, all of them have a bad sunburn. UV rating is at bake this time of year
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koalas are usually at the top of the tree because they prefer the young leaves and it's SAFER.