Rowdy Reese

I usually only give even the worst of movies 2 stars, because there's usually at least some cool plot line or one character I really like. Maybe even a couple of jokes I found kind of funny. Nope. Not here. This is the single most boring, poorly written, unfulfilling garbage I've ever had the displeasure of watching. I say that sadly cause this looks like a cool movie to dive into. It's got everything a good movie should have. Cool science stuff, magic, A list cast and an underdog to root for. Not to mention its a Disney movie so I expected it to be at least ok. But it couldn't even hold my attention for more than 20 minutes. I watched it multiple times with my baby brothers, and each time I grew to hate it more and more. They tried to force a romance between 12 year old's which is weird enough. But also the story was super weird and hard to follow. And there wasn't really any explanation as to why the big ladies showed up. I feel like it tried to be poetic and mind blowing while trying to remain kid friendly and easy to understand, and in the end it achieved none of those things.