James Hill

Hold your applause, folks, because we've got a movie that's rewriting the definition of 'predictable.' The acting in this film is like a fine piece of cheese—so delightfully mediocre. Kudos to the actors for delivering performances that are as forgettable as last week's leftovers. And the plot? Oh, it's a work of genius. A lawyer fighting against other lawyers? Who would've thought? I can practically hear the echoes of a thousand identical movies that came before. Those fleeting high points are like a mirage in the desert—just when you think you've found something worthwhile, it disappears into thin air.