To say this is the worst movie I've ever seen is too high a praise. This said, it is hard to remember laughing so much at a romantic horror movie.
The giant redwood trees were great but some of the other cast were slightly more wooden, in much the same way the Pope is slightly Catholic. The Sea Eagles (I mean, just going with seaguls would have been a bonus, we all know what bar-stewards they are!) also gave an animated performance, if you've seen it you'll know.
It is quaint to go back to a time when special effects were just 'effects' and movies could be made for under a fiver.
I do feel the movie could be improved with a few small tweaks, for example, a mega budget, different cast, different script and a plot. Otherwise highly enjoyable. If I could give it 6 stars I would.
A real must see!