Alex Deguerre

Hey kids, you like Scooby Doo? We've updated it for you, taken out the annoying dog that sounds like it should've been put down, "Updated" the characters to get rid of the bigotry! We also hired several diverse cast members and consultation studios to bring you humor so dry, even the Devil himself (love ya, Boss) Couldn't even stand it! Oh! And our headliner is the main character, and not a totally shameless self-insert! ...what do you mean, you don't like it? Pfft, whatever; this show isn't for you, you bigoted right-wing fascist chud. Why don't you go create your own show instead?