Garrett Laporte

I used to sit in the shadows at night, staring into the barrel of a gun, crying out to God to send me a sign that life has meaning. Then, I was waking through gamestop and a heavenly light shone on this game. My life has been changed forever. Corey in the House brought a joy to my life never been seen before. The story brought new depths to characters that I thought was impossible for humanity to achieve. The art design was so stunning I began weeping at the title screen. I am now convinced that Corey is the savior of humanity. Corey has brought to me a new sense of peace that I have never experienced, giving me the strength to trudge on in life, with the promise of many sequels in the future, including Corey in the House for wii, wii-u, and nintendo switch. I wake up every morning invigorated to play more of the game and bask in its eternal glory. By the time I reached the end credits (after clocking nearly 200 hours) I was so emotionally moved I reached nirvana. I am now over 500 playthroughs in and just want to say- to the makers- God bless you, or more appropriately, Corey bless you.