This is the worst piece of literature I have ever read in my entire life. It was so physically painful to read that I could almost feel how my braincells were quite literally decomposing with every page I turned. Christopher is the most insufferable piece of human garbage to exist, nobody cares nor asked for the fact he gets a hard on when counting 10 times to 100. He is the lowest point of human evolution and I hope he gets stabbed with a pitchfork multiple times in the back because counting cars in the street is an indicator of low IQ and chromosomes in his body.