Dave Ayres

The plot had more holes than the defensive line of the University of Colorado and hobbled along as painfully as a 350-pound offensive lineman with a torn ACL. This movie probably made more sense to woke viewers in California than people who actually follow college athletics. JK Simmons (Coach Lazor) should have stuck to doing commercials for Farmers Insurance. However, one of his famous Farmers lines could be applied to this less-than-magical, turnover-prone pigskin pumpkin: "With Policy Perks, and Accident Forgiveness, you can turn a whole lot of something into NOTHING." Yep, not even Farmers can prevent this flat, fourth-and-fifty fable from crashing into a goal post in the wrong end zone.