Joao Carvalho

I’ve never ever posted a review of a film, album or any other piece of art before in my life, because I do not think my opinion holds any critical merit. However, since life is already miserably short, I feel a sense of duty when I tell you, the reader, to not waste 94 minutes of your precious time watching this convoluted mess of a film. When death finally comes knocking and you have to account for your time spent on this plane of existence, you do not want the burden of having to justify the minutes spent absorbing this garbage. I must live with myself knowing I’ve committed this grave error, writing this in the hopes you won’t make the same mistake. Godspeed, and watch Mob Wives instead.