Andrew Treanor

I have devoted my entire life, heart, and soul to the MLA Handbook. This novel has completely changed my life. Before I knew about this novel, I had a wife, two kids, and an average paying 9-5 job. After discovering this novel, I spent 6 weeks crying of joy without sleeping. I lost my job because my boss said, "screaming and crying about the one inch margin from the edge of the page to the text was not appropriate at a workplace environment." Just days after I had lost my job, I ended up cheating on my wife with the MLA Handbook. We got a divorce and she took the kids. However, I have a shrine 50 feet underground dedicated to the MLA Handbook. Every morning at 3 am I wake up and sacrifice 3 orphans for the MLA Handbook. This book has made me wake up.