therottenrook

When you die, if Saint Peter doesn't let you into Heaven and instead sends you to Hell, this is what you are forced to watch on a constant loop. Even if you tear out your eyes to dull the pain they will grow back and the pain continues. Did the writer even watch one movie of the Star Wars trilogies or read any Star Wars lore before writing the script? Nah, otherwise we wouldn't have a Jedi Master being killed with a knife like it's a London Metro attack. Man, these Jedi Masters are weak. I bet Luke Skywalker is rolling over in his grave that he wasted decades of his life to master the Force as an apprentice under Obi Wan whereby these people master it in 2 seconds with no training. With the 180M budget they couldn't hire one Star Wars advisor, deeply versed in canon and lore, to advise on this project? You know, so it would make sense? Nah, Disney needs to waste that money on fire in space with zero oxygen. Instead of a decent script we get this, "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" with the Stars Wars label slapped on it.